Not using soap to wash a Black Skillet. Why do I want to taste aunt Sally’s sausage grease from 50 years ago? Wash the skillet is what I say.
Why German cars haven’t figured out to stop black brake dust? The rest of world has.
Why my dog can’t hear except when I open a piece of cheese?
Why you need to always ask for a human being when you call a company and get an automated receptionist.
Why does coffee at Starbucks need five adjectives to describe it? Just order a cup of coffee.
How does a computer get a virus?
Why is the federal tax code 74,608 pages long? I mean really?
Where is the letter E in the grading system? It goes A, B, C, D then to F. Looks to me that whoever came up with that system, failed English.
Why is it called a pair of pants if you only have one?
Why does your dentist want to talk to you when they know you can’t answer?
Why do cartoon characters never change clothes? They always wear the same thing. That is why men will wear the same shirt several days in row. We learned it when we were kids watching cartoons.
What is a chicken finger?
Why do you feel the overwhelming need to touch a wall that has a caution, wet paint sign on it?
Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do celebrities try to become famous and then wear hats and sunglasses to cover up?
Why do you say to someone “can I ask you a question?” when you just did?
Why does a doctor call what he does, practice?
When you lose something why is always in the last place you look?
Why is it a state law for all children to wear seatbelts, except on a school bus
Well, there you have it. The things that keep a simple person occupied! Ha. KT