**I need to make disclaimer before you read this. Ha. I never use off color words but was going through some old files at home and found this from probably back in the 70’s. It made me laugh which is the only reason I am putting it in as a blog post. Hopefully you won’t think too badly of me.

A preacher wanted to earn some extra money for his church. He had heard there was big money in horse racing, so he decided to purchase a horse and enter it some races. However, at the auction, the going price for horses was too steep so the preacher ended up buying a donkey. The preacher figured since he had the donkey, he might as well enter it in some races.

The next race, the donkey came in third place and the local headlines appeared: PREACHER’S ASS SHOWS. The preacher was so pleased with the outcome that he entered the donkey in the next race. The donkey won and the headlines appeared: PREACHER’S ASS OUT FRONT.

The ranking Bishop was so upset with this type publication that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in anymore races. The headlines read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER’S ASS

This was too much for the Bishop and he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give the animal to a nearby convent. The following day the paper read: NUNS HAVE BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nuns to get rid of the animal, so they sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUNS PEDDLE ASS FOR TEN BUCKS.

They buried the Bishop the next day. Ha. KT